A Little Wayne Never Hurt Anyone

Write-up by Gerry McDonnell

As much as I enjoy my position as the country’s major football betting scribe, I occasionally yearn for the far more glamorous entire world of investigative journalism.

When news broke that David Moyes had initiated legal proceedings in opposition to Wayne Rooney for alleging that his ex-boss leaked tales of his ‘cash for a rash’ behavior I sensed my opportunity.

To get to the bottom of the tale, I knew I had to do everything that youthful Rooney did, with the exception of the outdated trout.

Right after conducting my original enquiries, I can affirm that there are establishments that supply this type of tawdry support, and they open on a Friday night time, a Saturday morning and a Sunday afternoon. I am not confident if these areas are open in midweek, but my investigation is ongoing.

At this early stage, I wouldn’t like to put income on Moyes currently being effective in his motion, as my overheads have left me practically potless. I’ll check out to recoup a little by backing Rooney’s United to see off the Moyes boys at 8/11.

It may sound ridiculous to claim that Watford have loved their spell in the best flight, but some individuals welcome a spanking on a weekly foundation. The Hornets will be acquiring tonked at Bramall Lane this week, four/seven is lying on the table.

Manchester Metropolis haven’t scored a Premiership aim in front of their personal supporters given that New Years Day. Fortunately for the Psycho, Aston Villa are the subsequent visitors to Eastlands so Vassell is guaranteed a goal. The Villa are unbeaten in their very last 6 matches a draw looks the get in touch with at nine/4.

Jose Mourinho believes that Manchester United’s opponents are denied penalties as a outcome of a ‘new rule’. The Unique One particular is totally wrong on this one particular that directive was launched many decades in the past. I only have one rule this weekend, get on Chelsea at one/three to see off Bolton.

If i had to select Wigan’s most steady performer, I’d possibly plump for the chairman he’s been persistently incorrect in each interview this season. West Ham can drag Wigan into the relegation battle at 12/5.

Charlton have 1 major benefit above their backdoor threatened rivals, they have the Bent lad up front. The elegant hitman can support Charlton leave Ewood Park with a position at 5/two.

I was amazed that the tabloids observed it newsworthy to reveal that the royal loved ones are Arsenal fans. I am pretty confident that Prince Philip supported the Gunners in last season’s Champions League last I heard he wrote a notice stating ‘Get it accomplished in Paris.’ The Queen’s favourite staff will put a single more than her favorite shopkeeper at 4/9.

Stevie Gerrard swapped shirts with Frank Lampard after Liverpool’s very first leg defeat in their Champions League semi he’s often had a gentle spot for camping. The Reds will have a single eye on the second leg Portsmouth can land the upset at 11/4.

Studying have been definitely devastated when Newcastle won from behind at St James’ previously in the period no one has regretted losing a lead in these a vogue since Helen Chamberlain’s ex-boyfriend. The Royals can acquire revenge at 21/20.

Middlesbrough are having to prepare for up coming season without having Mark Viduka. Gareth Southgate is mentioned to be fairly disappointed but it really is Christmas come early for the catering division. Backing the draw involving Boro and Spurs at 12/five will make us all really feel that small bit happier.

Portsmouth, Sheffield United, Arsenal and Reading kind a 14/one weekend accer that is so liberating, I’ve last but not least realised that the feminine of the species is not a commodity that can be purchased and offered. Renting remains a viable substitute.

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‘I’m quite certain that Prince Philip supported the Gunners in very last season’s Champions League closing I heard he wrote a notice declaring ‘Get it accomplished in Paris.’ As normal, the effortlessly offended really should steer clear.