A Spanish Beer Mug

Post by Gerry McDonnell

I’ve actually loved the festive break. As opposed to the majority of my contemporaries, I resisted the temptation to get drunk every night on Xmas Day, I collapsed at lunchtime.

Frank Lampard is also a fan of the occasional swift one particular. A Spanish chauffeuse has alleged that the Chelsea man ‘took a even though to finish’ as a outcome of a champagne binge I just hope his shooting was less erratic than in the Premiership.

A poor week is about to get worse for the chubby midfielder. The champions have been leaking objectives since John Terry stole my patented ‘I can’t come to work nowadays, i’ve obtained a negative back’ line a Fulham win at the Bridge is basically too large at twenty/one.

I refuse to waste income on a breathalyzer kit I uncover the ‘how large is the girl i’m contemplating sleeping with’ test a considerably a lot more correct guidebook to intoxication. I may possibly have been paraletic when I met the spouse but it’s in relative sobriety that I propose a bet on Tottenham at seven/four to see off Liverpool.

Losses are like a Spanish driver, you need to never ever chase them following a couple of beers. Newcastle have charge me a modest lot of money in latest weeks I am fighting the temptation to lump on Everton at a beguiling six/five.

I should congratulate the Toffeemen on the surprise end result of the season, a Jose Mourinho apology was trading at a hundred/1 on the exchanges. It is pretty considerably accepted now that Andy Johnson does not go down, a policy I wholeheartedly concur with. AJ can open the scoring at an upstanding five/one.

The reduction of Henri Camara would be a blow under standard circumstances, but when it leaves Emile Heskey major the line, it’s bordering on a catastrophe. Watford can shock the Latics at 17/10.

I tend to feel of myself as a function-product plenty of girls have seemed up to me. I like my 1st goalscorers like I like my women Youthful. Ashley can bang in the first purpose at an sufficient 17/two.

I’ve constantly been a fan of Eskimo tradition. I doubt that there’s any truth in the myth that they utilized to cast out their elderly, but I continue to be a massive supporter of the idea. Sir Alex officially becomes a pensioner on New Many years Eve, 3 factors against Looking at at 1/five will be a welcome present.

Charlton haven’t found the internet in any of their final 4 meetings with Aston Villa and that’s when they were half respectable. At the time of creating, Charlton have been on their 3rd manager of the time the Villa can request the Charlton board yet another issue at 13/eight.

I am a definite optimist. If a pint glass is 50 percent total of lager, I don’t feel of it as 50 % empty I just pinch it. Alcohol theft is not awesome, backing Bolton at evens to defeat Pompey without doubt is.

Manchester City will struggle to score at Upton Park. Anton Ferdinand will virtually have Dickov in his pocket, Samaras seems out of his depth and Vassell only scores towards the Villa. The Hammers are nailed on at 5/4.

Blackburn have introduced that Robbie Savage has been tied up in a ‘golden handcuffs’ offer. To my deep and sincere regret, that’s only a metaphor. The even income about a Rovers win above Boro will soften the blow.

Would it be overdramatic to claim that Cesc Fabregas is probably the Premiership’s best at any time participant? It would be if you bellowed it out while frantically waving your arms. You’ll be shrieking like Frank Lampard’s new driver if you skip out on Arsenal at 8/15 at Bramall Lane.

This week’s accer is so easy, it is heading to oblige with or without a bottle of bubbly. Aston Villa, Blackburn, Bolton and Everton are the certain-fire choices, the payout is a sparkling twenty/1.

About the Writer

Gerry McDonnell is a professional odds compiler, journalist and rescuer of small orphans.