Write-up by Gerry McDonnell
I’m undoubtedly not an intellectual the last book I read in its entirety was ‘Little Women’, I discovered it short and dull. I do try out to keep abreast of developments in the globe of science even though, and an post on ‘chaos theory’ lately caught my interest.
Apparently, if a butterfly flaps its wings, the ripple impact can set off a hurricane on the other aspect of the planet. What will occur if Frank Lampard and Wayne Rooney problem for a header on Sunday? If they land simultaneously, the England cricket crew could be in grave danger.
While that could be a bone of contention amongst the nerds all mathematicians agree that Man U are worthy favourites to extend their lead more than Chelsea at Aged Trafford. I propose a punt on United at a novel 13/8.
Here’s a phrase you do not see each and every day you’ve received to fancy Wayne Rooney. At odds of thirteen/2 to net the opener, he’s the massive player for the large occasion.
I was fairly taken aback when a reporter asked for my view on Les Reed, I stated it is fulfilling, but I choose to check out it on DVD. I fancy Everton to leave the Valley with three factors at an excitable 13/eight.
Andy Johnson is not a winger his favoured position is unquestionably sprawled in the penalty location following minimal get in touch with. I am falling above myself to again AJ to open the scoring at eleven/two.
David James was up to his old tricks final week he flapped at a cross like a cornered vampire. Pompey have currently lost 3- at St James’ Park in the Carling Cup this season an additional calamity awaits at thirteen/ten.
Liverpool and Manchester Town share a trait with feminine drivers, they’re all ineffective on the street. The Pool are the weekend banker at four/nine.
A few of Perusing gamers have obtained death threats in the post, I need to find out to spend my time more productively. Fulham can dethrone the Royals at a red-blooded 6/5.
Incredibly, there hasn’t been a target scored in the 1st forty minutes of any match played at the Cottage this season. Trend followers will be on HT draw, FT Fulham at 9/two ‘law of averages’ supporters will be on HT Fulham, FT Fulham at eleven/four and Americans will be at Burger King questioning why they voted for Bush.
It’s not been a very good week for Paddy Kenny. A night out took a turn for the worse when Kenny’s pal quipped that he’d been stirring Paddy’s porridge. An ensuing ruck led to the Sheffield United goalkeeper losing an eyebrow. As opposed to Paddy, I can elevate both eyebrows at the generous five/six on supply for a West Ham win.
I’m embarrassed to say that I was once injured while consuming a doner kebab. I blame the mothers and fathers if you can’t spell ‘Donna’ correctly, you shouldn’t be bringing up youngsters. Spurs need to be backed at a spicy 10/eleven to see off Wigan.
Paddy and I are not by yourself in getting ‘unfortunate’ injuries. Dave Beasant was once ko’d by a bottle of salad cream, Kevin Kyle scolded his testicles with boiling h2o and Freddie Ljungberg was not too long ago sidelined by a piece of cheese. Freddie’s now again to complete fitness, he can make certain that Arsenal leave the Reebok with a position at 23/ten.The very last time Villa confronted Middlesbrough, Lee Cattermole was in tears as the Villa cruised to a four- win. If you miss out on the Villa at a colossal five/6, you’ll be crying like Robbie Savage when he misplaced a caravan in the fantastic tornado of 2005 quite possibly induced by Shane Warne celebrating a wicket in Perth.
This week’s accer bites the eyebrow of uncertainty and pats the bald head of chaos. Aston Villa, Liverpool, West Ham, Newcastle and Tottenham are the irrefutable selections, the payout is an unyielding 18/one.
About the Author
Gerry McDonnell is a expert odds compiler, portion time journalist and total time maniac.