Post by Gerry McDonnell
I’ve by no means been particularly lucky in love. As a end result of a extreme lack of self confidence, I can only approach women following a skinful of lager when the beer goggles are on. Even Kermit would have turned his nose up at some of the pigs I’ve attempted my luck with.
I elevated the bar marginally higher when I emailed Helen Chamberlain to request for a date, but she just blew me off.
I did uncover fleeting really like with a diminutive female called Dot. But just like the regrettable Martin Jol, I was dumped via a text message. I’m completely more than her now although I buried her underneath the patio. After substantial digging I’ve learned 13/8 for a Tottenham win about Middlesbrough.
Hire-a-quote WAG Cheryl Cole claimed that her ‘husband’ didn’t take pleasure in his final days at Arsenal as he thought that his foreign staff-mates ended up all ‘talking about him’. I uncover it amazing that a proficient footballer with a loving spouse could conclude up such a paranoid wreck and Ashley Cole is undoubtedly a talented footballer. The four/nine for a Chelsea win above Wigan is practical.
Steve Bruce is certainly sensation the pressure. The potato-headed manger couldn’t bear to observe as Birmingham played Wigan final week despite the fact that this is not always an uncommon phenomenon amongst the regulars of St Andrews. Everton can be backed at eight/11 towards Birmingham that’s unusually exhilarating.
It is no coincidence that Arsenal are producing champagne football following dropping the bitter Lehmann. I feel the morale-boosting team huddle is a significant element in the Gunners’ enhanced type, or it might just be an possibility to discuss about Ashley Cole. Everybody really should be talking about the 6/4 for an Arsenal win about Manchester United.
Sam Allardyce will go head to head with Harry Redknapp at St James’ Park, in a match that the gutter press are labelling ‘Panorama II’. I’ve been investigating the background to this fixture and I’ve found out that Pompey previous won in Newcastle in 1949. The Toon can keep on their practical ownership at eleven/ten.
A member of the Royal family members has allegedly been caught up in a sex scandal. I just hope it’s not Charlie, as i have totally no interest in hippophilia. One particular set of Royals who won’t be heading down is Reading through they’ll leave Fulham with a stage at nine/four.
Aston Villa appear to be certainties at 1/two versus a woeful Derby County. The Villa have seemed fearsome on their individual patch this season, whilst the Rams are conceding practically 3 targets a sport on the street. The only cash going on Derby will be Freddie Flintoff’s.
Phil Gartside need to have had a number of jars when he appointed Gary Megson. I am all for constructive discrimination, but this move reeks of desperation. Fortunately for Bolton, West Ham have been decimated by injuries. Bolton can sneak a fortuitous draw at 5/two.
Like most people who appreciate a swift few of beers, I often battle to undress when I am the even worse for put on. I’ve now patented a machine that takes your shirt off for you immediately it’s provisionally called ‘The Carragher’. I’m all about the eleven/5 for a Blackburn win above a depleted Liverpool.
Manchester Town could have started out the time impressively, but Sven was on the receiving finish of a actual spanking at Chelsea last week. To make matters even worse, his crew then lost six- at Stamford Bridge. I feel that consequence was merely a blip Town will explode into life on bonfire evening towards Sunderland at 8/13.
Getting a persistent soul, I’ve made the decision to inquire Helen Chamberlain to accompany me to a little fireworks show. I’ve by now bought her a Catherine wheel and a rocket I just want a banger now. Aston Villa, Everton, Tottenham, Chelsea and Manchester Town kind a 13/one weekend accer that will more than cover the expense.
About the Writer
Gerry McDonnell dabbles in football odds compilation, journalism and orphan rescue.